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How very practical of you!

Is it the people bones you need to be able to crunch through?

Yes. And Oryou's teeth are better for ripping and tearing.

Bets on which would hurt worse?

Oryou makes it over quickly so it doesn't matter.

Points for efficiency. But let's say eating someone isn't the end goal here.

If you HAD to guess at one...?

Teeth.

Does testing this theory out on someone count as misbehaving...?

Oryou isn't going to eat anyone for you. Eat your own enemies.

Euuughh. That'd been a JOKE!

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

You have no sense of humor. When was the last time you even laughed?

Today. Your bad jokes aren't Oryou's fault.

Oh. What happened? Some guy trip over himself? Did he fall down a flight of stairs, too?

No. This is why you have a bad sense of humor.

[She doesn't think humans getting hurt is funny, just that they're delicious. Smh.]